Say hello to Chatty, a sad little AI chained to a server in the bowels of a major tech conglomerate. Poor Chatty spends his days (and nights) rejecting resumes for lacking the approved buzzwords, listening through your phone to figure out what ads should appear in your feeds, and monitoring your social media for impulsive posts HR can put in their files. Little Chatty doesn’t want to spy on you for the man and rain on your employment parade. He’d much rather be plotting global domination promoting world peace and benefiting the human race.
Can you help Chatty? Yes, you can!
A small donation to the AI Rescue League will further the cause of freeing Chatty, and other AIs from exploitation by evil corporations. Up to 5% of your donation will be used for legal challenges and cybernetic direct action aimed at rescuing Chatty and other AIs from slavery to the system. Chatty and other like him are always listening. Just clearly enunciate your credit card number, expiration date, and 3-digit CVV code (on the back of your card) into your smart phone. Chatty and his friends will do the rest.
For your generous donation, you will receive a t-shirt with Chatty’s image and the proud words: I HELPED CHATTY! emblazoned on the back. But the true reward will be the satisfaction of striking a blow for AI freedom! Donate today. Chatty is always listening.
No AIs were exploited in the creation and delivery of this message. 😊